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Nature's Most Fearless Chaos Machine

Nature's Most Fearless Chaos Machine

Regular price $15.00 USD
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We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

The militia's mascot. Meet the honey badger, a furry tornado of attitude wrapped in a deceptively cute package. Standing at a whopping 10 inches tall (on a good day), this little guy has the confidence of a lion and the patience of a toddler who's skipped nap time. What does the honey badger fear? Nothing. Not bees, not snakes, not even your disapproving glare.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made on demand since we're a new company we honestly can't afford all the new machines it would take to manufacture and print these ourselves. We plan on doing that down the road. Right now we're focused on making great designed shirts and giving back to our community.
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